Bila H1N1 Melanda

STOP!

Hammer Time!

I’m coming home, I’m coming home Did you take off while I was gone? I missed it all, I messed you up, I missed you

I'M HOME BABY!

Wow. After 3 weeks of leaving home, I'm finally back home for a week. Teehee.

Oh I've missed you so!
Oh my computer!
Oh my air cond!
Oh my own bed!
Oh my own room!
Oh my own jamban!

Okay dah boleh stop. Annoying bodoh.


RECAP!!

MMS Week

- Shit.
- Bosan.
- Annoying.
- Menyeksa.
- Menyusahkan.
- Memenatkan.
- Mengantukkan.

Basically(basikal-lee) :

- Minggu Macam Shit.

- Spent most of the time in the hall. Dengar orang merepek, merapu dan meraban.

- The rest of the time is spent on walking to the hall, mosque, dining hall. Imagine betape jauhnya semua benda tu antara satu sama lain. Penat kat bejalan je.

- Program starts around 8 A.M. Finishes around 12 A.M. Since I'm placed in Jebat - blok paling langsi, paling byk masalah - so most of the nights, after the program is finished, there's a roll call. It usually starts around the time we arrived at the block, around 12.20 A.M, and it usually finishes around 1, almost 2 A.M. But this one day, roll call sampai dekat 3 pagi. Memang sial la. Kenapa sial?

- Sebab kena bangun balik pukul 4 pagi. 4.20 A.M MESTI DAH ADE DEKAT BAWAH. Sit around until 5 A.M. Imagine tahap ke-mengantuk-an kami. Then pergi masjid. Lepas smayang konfem ah cilok tido jap. Teehee. Then baru head to the hall. And the cycle continues until MMS ended.

- In the hall also CAN NOT sleep. Sape tido ade potograper amik gamba. Bapak malu la sia. Gamba aku taktau ade ke x. Haha. Bape kali aku tido.

- Oh, my hair was also cut on the 28th of June. Sial tak sial la. Dah la potong macam SHAIT! Dah pendek pon kena potong lagi.

Basically I hated the MMS. Jujur ah. Many craps happened during that time. Then, the last day of MMS, something happened. Serius aku broke down hari tuh. Sometimes aku fikir, aku ni jahat sangat ke sampai dugaan mencurah2 plak en. I felt like going insane. If it was not for that certain something, I might have went over the edge. But I pulled through. Thank god.

Mmkay.. Now the study part :

BEL - Fun.
AIS - HELLA FUN!
MGT - Complicated but fun.
MAT - Weird but okay.
CTU - Cool.
FAR - I DONT UNDERSTAND A DAMN THING!

I'm so dead. Subject paling penting, subject tu lah yg aku sepatah haram x paham. Help me please? Anyone? Arrghh...

The First Week

MAT was weird. The teacher cancelled the first class. So we were behind than everyone else.
BEL was fun.
AIS was super fun. Especially hari yang study in the computer lab. Hehehehehehe.
CTU was........ Well. Aku bangun lambat. Ter miss class nih. Hehe. Langsi.
MGT was cool.
FAR was OMIGOSH. Ape die mengarut pon aku tak paham. I kept looking at the lecturer but nothing went into my brain. Weird. Well, at least I was awake when the class finished. Classmate ade yang da sampai meleleh air liur.

The Weekend

Saturday - Modul One. Introduction. This program is made for Part One students. Supposedly there was 2 parts. But the 2nd part was cancelled. Why?
Saturday night - It was announced.. 4 students got owned by H1N1. One from my block. Ehhhhhhhh mane ade aku cuak mase die announced tuh. TAK CUAK MANE AH! Dah ar wing yang same. Level pon dekat2 je. Fuh.
Sunday - Quarantined. Sume poyo ingat class cancelled for the whole week. Rancak lebih. Petang tu jugak quarantine cancelled. Class would go on as usual. Haha. Sucks for you losers........ sucks for me too. Damn.

Oh, pada 13/7 rambut ku juga telah dicantas kali ke tiga in a month. Gile la sial. Makin lama makin pendek. Gila melawan hukum fizik. Now dah macam durian. Memang macam palapes dah ni. Hihi. KO GELAK APE?!


The Second Week

MAT was cool. Diff lecturer. Now female. Paham sket. Hehe. First lecturer hilang mana tah.
BEL was fun as usual.
AIS was super fun... as usual.
CTU was cool. Ustaz serius sempoi gile. Haha.
MGT was complicated... but still fun.
FAR was WTF as usual. Still cant understand WHATTHEHELL the lecturer is trying to teach.

The Emergency

Thursday - later in the day, it was announced that 9 more got owned by H1N1. Including 1 lecturer. Holy Super Shiznit Man! Made me think about the conversation I had with one of my classmates on the way back to our block..

"apehal UiTM ni x tutup lagi sia? aku da cuak gile ni.. makin ramai je kene"

"tau xpe dowh.. agaknye smpai da ade lecturer kne baru tutup kot.."

Then, around evening, it was announced that UiTM would be closed for 9 days.

- and all the men jumps for joy.

Finally.


Macam setan je sume. Mentang2 dapat cuti seminggu.

Pulak tu sume lah bizi koling sane koling sini. Kalau boleh jap - jap tu jugak nak balik. Haih.

ALL STUDENTS are required to leave the campus. So.. balik umah ah cite die teehee.



Sooooo.. Thats what happened for the first 3 weeks. I mean 2 weeks and a few days :P.

Oh.. did I say that my hair is short now? That is the tradition of our block. ALL PART ONE must have UBER SHORT HAIR. Tak botak lah, tapi kalau nak jugak botak, silakan. And rambut aku SERIUS HODOH MACAM APE JE. Sape da tengok live tu memang akan tergelak sakan ah.. Lagi2 sape yang tak pernah tengok aku pendek rambut. Memang pecah perut kot.

My block also has another tradition. Haka. Tau? Taktau sila search. This dance must be learned and will be performed IN FRONT OF ALL THE FEMALE BLOCKS. WITH NAME AND PHONE NO. WRITTEN ON OUR SHIRTS. Haha. Cool tak cool ah. I guess thats why the seniors say that Jebat dudes get all the ladies :P. And I guess thats why other male blocks hate Jebat. Haha. Suck on that losers. :P GO JEBAT! ceh..smangat plak aku en..

Ape lagi ah? Erm....



We are also having an induction period. Basically you have to go to seniors rooms and introduce yourselves. Not just that, you have to tell about:
- Family
- Kenangan manis
- Kenangan pahit
- Benda paling jahat pernah buat
- Benda paling baik pernah buat
- Result SPM
- And pape info nak tambah

It was fun. Except the 4th one. So.. I decided to tell a dark secret. A true story. Something I've never told anyone.An incident that I wished did not happen. Haih. Adam, if you ever see me again, please dont kill me. It was an accident man.


Oh.. my roommates..

Initially I had only 1 roommate. But then we had to move out to other rooms because the seniors were coming back and wanted the room. Kiwak la. Pegi ah room lain.. So now I have 3 roommates. They are not awesome, but they are definitely cool =) Masuk air la jugak kadang - kadang.

Each Jebats(nak panggil jebatians tp macam gay) also have their own nicknames. ( Taktau la kalau block lain ade jugak) Obviously I got one. And its ridiculous. So tak payah tau.

So thats all for now.

I'm free for 1 week. Ya. Satu minggu. Sila cemburu.

Kalau nak lepak, jangan la lupa calling2. Even tho tak ramai yg ade teehee. Kalau ade pon msti malas nk ajak aku. Blah la.

Then again, assignment besepah plak. Mati aku.

See ya!

Oh, one more thing..

AKU TAKDE H1N1 OKAY? AKU SIHAT WALAFIAT. JANGAN TAKUT. =D

Here's something for you.

Lindungi lah diri anda. Ingatlah orang yang tersayang. Anda mampu mengubahnya. Teehee.