Jun 19, 2009

Damn.

Benci manual. Sialan.
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18th June


Today went to PAS with my sis. Nak carik sluar and memory card. Teehee!

So anyway, arrived at PAS at about 3.30 P.M kot.

Then went to KFC. FIERY CRUNCH RAWR! Hahahha.

Then the first shitty thing happened.

"Sori dik. Air minum takde. Mesin rosak."

"Wattaquaaaaaaaaa........"

Then die bagilah air milo. Boo. I wanted Pepsi damn it!

Then makan makan makan.

Then the second shitty thing happened.

Went to wash my hand.

ZASSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Macam basuh tangan guna air baru masak.

PANAS MACAM SIAL!!!!!!!!!!

Kena game dua kali. I thought Ashton would pop out any minute and say

"UGOTPUNKD BIATCH!"

But it didnt happen. After I washed my hand(sikit2), another customer went to wash his hands. Then he got punkd also. Funny as phuck looking at him. Okay, aku jahat. But kelakar tengok. Okay diam kau nep.

Then went to 3rd floor to find my M2. 1GB x cukup siaaaaaaaaa. Lagu lagi, gamba lagi, vids lagi, bnde2 18 lagi.. eh.. tak... yang last tu mana ada. Percayalah! :P

So I interviewed almost EVERY SHOP!

Initially I would

(walks to shop)

"sini ada jual M2?"

(smile)

"ada2.. brapa gb mau?"

"err...2gb?"

(smile)

"aa..50 inggit.."

"oh.. 4gb?"

Then he would say the price and then yada yada yada.

But after awhile it became like this

(walks to shop)

"M2 4gb brape?"

(muke kerek)

"sera.."

(walks away)

Bapak mahal sia. Bodol. Cekik darah. Cibai. Tau nak untung. F U all la.

The highest for 4GB M2 I think was RM120. Or was it RM140. Macam shit. Kat Aeon 4GB RM65 je okay?

Then pusing pusing finally dapat RM80. Original with lifetime warranty. Ade yang RM60 but warranty seminggu. Apak kau. kalau lepas seminggu mampus, tak ke terbang 60 inggit aku?

So after bargaining and langsi-ing, price got cut to 75. Okay la. So bought that. Then went to search for my slack. Dem. Slack takde sia. Slack pengawas? Ahh. Slack mesti mau baru. Wahahhaa. Then tengok2 ade sale. 70% bai. Terbaek. So I bought one and went home.

The really fucked up part.

Nak balik my sis asked me to drive. So I said okay.

Then masa nak exit it happened.

THE ENGINE FUCKING DIED FOR NO REASON!

Aku sumpah benci enjin mati. I've been driving for a while and dah lama tak mati enjin. So when it happened I felt like shit.

Then masa nak exit, since it was a hill, mati lagi.

Traffic light. Mati lagi.

First time in my life mati dekat TL. Kena horn la ape lagi. Sumpah sial.

By this time I almost lost my confidence to drive. IDK what the fuck happened. But my sis selambe je gelak gelak. Siok mung.

Even masa JPJ pon tak macam ni. JPJ aku lagi lah langsi bawak macam apa. Rilek je.

But today........ Haih.


My sis asked me

"ko knape dowh? jk ke ape?"

Before this bila aku drive dengan dia macam biasa je. But today aku drive macam tak pernah bawak kereta. So she thought something was wrong with me.

Damn it. I really didnt know what was wrong with me. I just felt uneasy and couldn't concentrate. It seems I was worried about something. But even I didnt know what. Aghh.

And the situation got worse since its peak time because people are going home from work. So the road was REALLY packed.

The result of all this? I almost had an accident. TWICE actually. Cibai lah.

Nasib tak mati on the road je. Haih. Serious dah malas nak drive manual. But kene jugak,I need to get rid of the fear. Fuck.

Note to mom: Hadiah hari jadi saya nak Auto okay? Sayang mak.

(berangan ah kau nep)

5 comments:

  1. camana boleh air minum takda tapi milo ada? saya tak faham

    eleh sombong. puji sangat aeon dia. napa tak beli kat situ je? heh

    hahahaha. it's not going to happen, the last part i mean ;D

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  2. Note to mom: Hadiah hari jadi saya nak Auto okay? Sayang mak.

    lelaki bkn suke manual ke?
    anep pompuan :P

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  3. aku rasa yang akhir tu part berlawanan. Yela, dah awal2 ko hepy smcm dgn 70% sales tu, mstila kne ade bnde yang kontra mnakutkn jugak. mcm yin yang. bapak ah teori aku ni xberasas tol. haha. btw anep, kalo ko bawak auto, xcool la nep. xmncabar gitu. hehe. part mati on the road tu, sorg tu xkn mati kalo xsampai ajalnye. cewah. ;DD

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  4. d - saya juga tidak faham. kenapa dia tidak ambik air backup saya juga tidak faham. kenapa dia tidak mengambil air dari stor dalam botol saya juga tidak faham. KFC ni pelik sebenarnye.. ikkikik..

    sya - eleh.. sya seksis! ahahahahha.. ade je laki bwk auto and masih nmpk cool okay? haha..

    syamie - eh..teori kau macam boleh pakai jugak sbnarnye.. hahahahah.. btol jugak eh.. hadoi.. ni gmbire sgt psl 70% la kot.. aku tau auto kurang cool.. tapi aku bengang! ahahaha..

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  5. welcome tu the club bwk manual hahaha tp aku pro. kau bwk manual kena langsi kalau tak mati enjin. serious kt simpang aku tk prnh berenti pgi mmpus biar org lain berenti mls gila nk tukar gear 1 blk nnt possibility mati enjin tu besar so ye jadi langsi mcm aku :D

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